I am obsessed with Chap Stick. I need it. I love it. I must have it. I must have it in many places and in great quantity.
I counted this morning. I have four tubes on top of my nightstand, two tubes in my nightstand drawer. One in my pocket (at all times), two in my […]
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We were driving home from the Sprint store, where I had to purchase a new phone charger for my daughter’s phone. She vacuumed up the old one on accident. It broke. How could I be mad? She was VACUUMING!
In front of us was a license plate with some numbers and then the letters NUN. She […]
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The Rev. Jesse Jackson was recently “outted” my a microphone that he thought was off. The mic was running, as was the camera, and in a kudos move to Fox news, they showed the footage later that night on the O’Reilly Factor.
Speaking about the next president of the United States, Jackson stated, “I wanna cut […]
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I am happy to announce that during her entire 45 minute performance at Stadium of Fire, Miley Cyrus kept her clothes on. She even added some from time to time. And Annie Leibovitz was nowhere to be seen. I secretly suspect, however, that she was backstage tempting The Blue Man Group to take it all […]
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Being absolutely bored to tears by the nonstop coverage of the sad death of Tim Russert, I “happened upon” a news story that nobody is covering. As a civic duty, I share it with you here.
Amsterdam, The Netherlands — 18 June, 2008
Following the lead of the citizens of Lesbos, Greece, Johannes Van der Berg, Deputy […]
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