In Utah, July 24 is Pioneer Day. The day when the first party of Mormon pioneers came to Mexico, today known as the Salt Lake Valley. Actually, Brigham Young was sick, and I suspect that when he looked out of his wagon that morning and said “This Is The Right Place,” he was just tired […]
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We were driving home from the Sprint store, where I had to purchase a new phone charger for my daughter’s phone. She vacuumed up the old one on accident. It broke. How could I be mad? She was VACUUMING!
In front of us was a license plate with some numbers and then the letters NUN. She […]
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I got three hours of sleep last night after my very soul satisfying spewing forth of the F word to my Mormon neighbors. I wrote an email to Greg at about two o’clock this morning. Much more was spewed forth in our “conversation” last night, and I refer to some of them here.
Greg,
After our conversation […]
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The “hates every woman who isn’t Mormon and dares stand up for herself” HOA president is on my shit list again. Or I am on his. Probably both.
My daughter and I went to a few homes in the parade of homes, then got a bite to eat and came home at 9pm. What did I […]
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I am happy to announce that during her entire 45 minute performance at Stadium of Fire, Miley Cyrus kept her clothes on. She even added some from time to time. And Annie Leibovitz was nowhere to be seen. I secretly suspect, however, that she was backstage tempting The Blue Man Group to take it all […]
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