She left for a friend’s birthday slumber party before I got home from work tonight. And in the middle of the living floor, I found her blanket. Not just any blanket, THE blanket.
She didn’t take her blanket; the one that has gone everywhere with her since birth. Every room of the house. Every crib and […]
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A MILF to me is a GIWNWTF to some of my lesbo friends. This was made apparent when I told a friend I would soooo do Helen Mirren. My dear friend told me that Helen is her mother’s age and … yuck.
So, I don’t think a MILF has to be one’s mother’s age. Just older […]
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My coworker from Brazil was freaked out that there was a 6.0 earthquake on the Nevada/Utah border this morning. Most folks didn’t feel it. I did. I was sitting in my car on the freeway when I felt it. At first I thought it was the wind, then I thought there was something wrong with […]
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48 years and nine months ago today, my parents had sex. One of five times they “did the deed.” Wait. Mom had one miscarriage, so I guess they had sex six times. Now, I doubt my father can find his penis. And I’m sure my mother is glad he can’t.
46 years and nine months ago […]
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Recently, I have decided that when I retire, I will be perfectly fine being agoraphobic. Never leave my house. Have everything delivered to me. Wired for the outside world to order groceries, communicate with others, have a life.
However, I was invited to participate in “Live Blogging Thingy ‘08″ which was held today at the public […]
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