Yes, that could be the title of a porn movie. Kind of; it would have to be a little stranger. But all of my friends laugh at me, and rightly so, whenever they invite me to lunch. “Where do you want to go?” And usually my answer is, “I need meat.” Meat. Meat. Meat. Then […]
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I must admit that a little bit of urine leaks from my bladder whenever I receive anything in the mail from BYU (Brigham Young University), owned by the Mormon church. This doesn’t happen often, which is too bad because with all the floor mopping I would have to do, my kitchen floor would be spotless.
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Dear Father in Heaven,
Thank you for my great day today. It was totally awesome and good. I so have a totally good life. I am thankful for my daughter. She is my life, my reason for being, my joy, my inspiration, my love. Thank you for allowing me to have an income with which I […]
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The first day of FrontRunner sucks. It gets an “F” rating. So, to shorten that, I’ll just say it fucks.
Figuring I would take a trial run before taking the train to work on Monday, I invited my daughter and two nephews to ride with me from Layton to Salt Lake City and back. Cool we […]
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You might remember my snow removal yelling match with the twenty-something male president of my town home’s home owners’ association. We are at it again. Every time he looks at me, I see in his eyes…”you are a non-Mormon woman who stands up for herself.”
In the mail yesterday, I received a letter telling me that […]
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