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	<title>STERKWORKS &#124; Ex-Mormon Lesbian Rocking Utah</title>
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		<title>Yoplait is Making Americans Fat</title>
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Yogurt is an interesting marketing study, as it is repackaged every two or so years depending on what the latest diet trend is. Currently, it is being marketed to help digestive conditions. Well duh, that is how it was being marketed in the 70s when I first tasted it.
I try ...</description>
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		<title>Not a Lipstick Lesbian</title>
		<description>I am obsessed with Chap Stick. I need it. I love it. I must have it. I must have it in many places and in great quantity.

I counted this morning. I have four tubes on top of my nightstand, two tubes in my nightstand drawer. One in my pocket (at ...</description>
		<link>http://sterkworks.com/not-a-lipstick-lesbian/528/</link>
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		<title>My Perfect Evening</title>
		<description>I had no deadlines. I had no projects. I didn't give a shit that my house was a mess. It was a perfect evening.

My commute home from work was event free. I ordered pizza from the freeway and it arrived at my home as I pulled into my garage.

My daughter ...</description>
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		<title>The HOA Board Resigned</title>
		<description>Yep. The three members of our HOA resigned effective July 30. One is moving. The asshat president is building another house, and the third one who knows. They are already short two members. Thanks for the five days notice guys.

So maybe now that the assholes leave, people will want to ...</description>
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		<title>Pioneer Day, 2008</title>
		<description>In Utah, July 24 is Pioneer Day. The day when the first party of Mormon pioneers came to Mexico, today known as the Salt Lake Valley. Actually, Brigham Young was sick, and I suspect that when he looked out of his wagon that morning and said "This Is The Right ...</description>
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		<title>My Daughter&#8217;s Christian Education</title>
		<description>We were driving home from the Sprint store, where I had to purchase a new phone charger for my daughter's phone. She vacuumed up the old one on accident. It broke. How could I be mad? She was VACUUMING!

In front of us was a license plate with some numbers and ...</description>
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		<title>BlogHer Needs Some Competition</title>
		<description>So those of us who have only started blogging the last year or so are blocked from advertising on the BlogHer network. We are wait listed. BlogHer needs some competition. If they are so big and important that they cannot handle or accept new bloggers to advertise, what are they ...</description>
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		<title>*3 For Ease</title>
		<description>I stayed home sick today. I felt like crap. And in my crappiness I got an automated call from Sprint telling me if I didn't pay my bill all my services would be shut of today. Well crap. I thought I paid all my bills on pay day. But then ...</description>
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		<description>Sideblog: How do people go to church? I don't have enough time on the weekends to get caught up on all the things I didn't get finished the weekend before. And to take three or so hours out of a Sunday? I would be doomed. </description>
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		<title>Did I take the moral high ground, or just cover my ass?</title>
		<description>I got three hours of sleep last night after my very soul satisfying spewing forth of the F word to my Mormon neighbors. I wrote an email to Greg at about two o'clock this morning. Much more was spewed forth in our "conversation" last night, and I refer to some ...</description>
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